Thursday, September 22, 2005

Those Maryland Girls

My natural sister sent me the post that follows and we are both from Maryland.

I am a proud Republican and she sticks to the old adage of "Secret Ballot," but that's o.k., too.
No Godly man and woman ought to be afraid to stand up for what they believe. Maryland's motto is "The Free State," but before it became one and even before Abraham Lincoln advocated freedom of slaves --- JESUS set the captive free. And I am so glad about it.

They say, "Don't mess with Texas?!" Well, include Maryland, too. We may live here in a den of Demo(n)crats, but we are 'sho nuf tuff. We're still up at bat. 'Nuf said! :-)

The shared post Subject is, Those Maryland Girls ---

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from South Carolina. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Maryland girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those girls from Maryland!!

Courage is Fear that has said its Prayers!